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>> jimmy: thank you. i'm, i'm jimmy, your host. thank you for coming tonight. very exciting. i'm glad you're in a good mood because you're here on a very good night. very talented musician, josh turner, is with us tonight. and the exceptionally funny aziz ansari and even though it isn't christmas we'll be visit bid the little girl known as honey boo boo child. honey boo boo and her mama june are in the building. they have a show in case you don't know on tlc, discovered on the show "toddlers and tiaras," if you told me seven years ago i would be interviewing a beauty pageant and her mother i would

assume my show was canceled and i'd fallen o hard times. that's not it is case. we have fallen on very soft times here. honey and mommy boo boo on the local new this is morning in l.a. on channel 5, ktla, suffice it to say they didn't disapoint. >> she's an everyday child. she goes to public school. we still have fun. last night we was at the walk of fame at the shopping center -- >> did everybody recognize you? >> yes. and the shopping cart -- and they have a water fountain that goes up -- she was run through them at like 8:00 last night. having the time of her life. everybody was snapping pictures. being a normal 7-year-old child. >> jimmy: there you go. honey boo boo style.

might need to get her some stop stop juice tonight. so stay tuned for that. i'm going to try to get this duo and "dancing with the stars." wouldn't that be great? big night over at "dancing with the stars" tonight. this year, it's an all-star edition and not only for the dancers but for the judges, too, tonl guest judge paula abdul joined len, brunondarrie ann. no major incident, unfortunately, doing what she does best, judging celebrity competition for brief periods of time. >> see what the judges thought. >> will the judges please reveal their scores? carrie ann? >> 8. >> len goodman? >> 8. >> paula abdul. [ laughter ] >> it's boring, that's why she was asleep. you know before there was

ballroom dancing on tv i used to watch something called football on monday night. a simpler time when i had body hair. last night the green bay packers beat the houston texans. but the real fun happened before the game started, nfl network correspondent ian rappaport doing pregame philly buster when this happened to his face. >> all of the sudden there have been questions about the defense ranked 21st, not having him will hurt. i had a talk with -- did you guys just see that football? >> jimmy: let's see that again in slow motion, if we can. because everything is better in slow motion. [ laughter ] he was open. he was open. you get hit by a ball you automatically turn into jerry lewis. here is another great moment in sports broadcasting this weekend. on friday night the washington nationals suffered a very tough loss to the cardinals. they were up 6-0 and losthe

game in the ninth and getting eliminate from the playoffs. report reporter ken e from the local affiliate in washington wall street was tasked with interviewing nats fans when at the left. this is why you shouldn't talk to anyone ever. >> you got somebody to talk to. >> i was hesitant because there was so muchwearing and cursing, that is how upset the fans will. i trust ts fan won't curse or swear on levision. >> i'll try. >> how does this fall? >> it hurts to give up six-run lead. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> decoy. >> jimmy: always a decoy. and election news, lindsay lohan has at long last reveal the candidate ck made the announcement at the mr. pink ginseng drink launch par where historically key political

endorsements are handed out. >> who are you voteding for? >> i just think -- as of now i think it's mitt romney. as of now. >> jimmy: as of now. as of now. she hits a car with a obama bumper stick that they could change but as of now endorsing mitt romney. gave an endorsement while doing an endorsement. i don't know if that's ever been done before. somebody looked into it as of friday morning lindsay lohan was not registered to vote but incredibly, still registered to drive. her publicist told "today" she's in the process of registering to vote. she sent in the paperwork. i don't see that happening. could you imagine lindsay lohan waking up early on november 6 and waiting in line at a high school to vote? maybe if she was already passed out in the pushes at the high school, maybe. but even then, i don't -- [ applause ]

a new abc news and "the washington post" poll asked voters some very strange questions. about the candidates. among other things they asked voters which candidate they would trust more to babysit their children. 49% of voters said they would rather leave their kids with obama, 36% chose romney and the rest just like, why are you asking me this? i would probably, if i had to pick, probably obama. you know, if you can change joe biden's diaper, you can handle anything. exactly right. yes? another secret service agent ran into trouble with the law. this time in florida. secret service agent named aaron francis length letter found passed out drunk on a miami sidewalk 7:00 a.m., part of the advanced security team for the president's visit last week, once the president left he went fourth a drink or ten or something like that. it started out like -- they recruit them at bachelor parties in las vegas. when the police tried to arrest

him he resisted, even hit one officer on the chin, charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest. bright side, he was too drunk to get a hooker. baby steps, i think they call them. scary video, the subject is a b.a.s.e. jum cher, taping a stunt for a norwegian show called normal madness, he would get momentum by spinning around on a high bar and in a way, he did. >> whoo! >> jimmy: how did you think it was going to end? that's what happens when you do stupid things. miraculously, he survived. he patient chute openrachute op hit the game.

bad example. lesson should be don't ever do that not, it all worked out fine. should be, they are still finding parts of him in norway, sweden and finland. did you see the guy sky dive from space yesterday? this is a daredevil named felix ball ga baumgartner. weird name. his name nick is fearless felix, and he proved it by jumping out of a balloon 24 miles up, edge of space, no one jumped. no one ever jumped that high before. biggest freefall since facebook went public with their stock. they said felix set the record for -- [ applause ] -- the highest man balloon jump, flight, highest altitude jump and first person to brakt sound barrier with his body. 8 million people watched it on the web, biggest live video event in youtube history.

in case you didn't see it, here is fearless felix in action. >> stand up on the step. keep your head down. release the helmet tie down strap. start the cameras. >> whoo! oh my god it's still going! i'm not -- aaaaahhhh! >> jimmy: turns out in space everyone can hear you scream. before felix and his like people used to fly through space in something called a shuttle. "endeavour" spent the weekend driving slowly through the straight was l.a. to its new home at the california science center. it is going to remain their permanently until a scrappy 8-year-old and his dog sidekick

take it and go on an adventure. three days to go 12 mile, more than 125 15 hours late. that has to be depressing. from 25,000 miles an hour in space to 3 miles an hour past a bunch of cup cake shops in downtown l.a. quite a spectacle. not every day you see a space shuttle rolling down the street. to record it, we asked corey who plays chewbacca on hollywood boulevard to record it for us. did you have a good time this weekend? >> yeah. this woman fed me moon pies. >> jimmy: what? >> a woman fed me moon pies. >> jimmy: a woman fed you moon pies. have you ever seen a space shuttle before this? >> only that time on spongebob square pants. like -- >> jimmy: a time on spongebob square pants -- >> a long time ago. back when i was still a baby. >> jimmy: i see. if you ever got the chance to go into space, would you? >> you know, i usually don't go

much higher than like the trampoline takes me. >> jimmy: okay. >> because if you make a mistake that's it for you. you're deed ded. >> jimmy: right. what will we see in your report in. >> basically guy there and there is this space shuttle that's rolling around. and i just talk about it and i asked people questions. about the space shuttle. >> jimmy: okay. with that said, here is corey chewbacca with the corey chewbacca report. >> i guess we'll talk to some of these people and see what they got to say. can you go into detail when your feelings when you look at this majestic gentle giant of a spacecraft? can talk about your feelings? >> it's absolutely fabulous. the thing that many people don't know is gene cernan --

>> how does it compare to jumping on the trampoline? >> no comparison. >> which is funner? if you had a trampoline here and a spaceshipp which one -- >> why not have both? do i have to choose? >> that's a rule. >> the rule? >> you got to choose. >> i'm in outer space right with you. >> oh, no, i'm on at trampoline. >> i'm in outer space. >> so you're from ghana? >> yeah, from ghana. >> so you're gonna go to space? get it? that was a little joke, i just made that up. popped in my head. >> that's good. >> hi. i just want to tell you look like my friend yoda. spaceship update. it's moving. it's on the move. i've made a friend here at space 2012. who would have thought me and

this dog would have such a bond. this is what happens when you're with space. you want to go to outer space in. >> you know what? >> i can see you up there. j i bet you can. i can see you up there, too, buddy. >> in fact, looks like they could have left yo behind >> look at you now. youetter be [ bleep ] because i'll step on your [ bleep ] foot. >> the spaceship has begun its ascent down sepulveda boulevard. and all of the pigeons must move out or they'll be harmed. come back tomorrow. that is the news on spaceship day. spaceship. >> jimmy: space shuttle. thank you, corey. give our best to the rest of the chewbacca family. he place chewbacca outside. good show tonight. honey boo boo and her mama june

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[ cheers and applaus e ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. tonight on the program, a young lady who has the world by a string of cheese. her show on tlc is called "here comes honey boo boo" - alana "honey boo boo" thompson and her mama june are with us. and then with music from this album called "live across america," the return of josh turner from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by the great and powerful don rickles, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" and our

musical guest is miguel. and later this week, matthew fox, joel mchale, emily vancamp, and music from paul weller and joe walsh. program reminder, we're taking the show on the road to brooklyn october 29th through november 2nd. we will be broadcasting from the beautiful brooklyn academy of music. and i'm pleased to announce, some of our guests for the week include howard stern, chris rock, tracy morgan, kelly ripa, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and david letterman. [ cheers and applause ] that will be a big deal. and we will have music from alicia keys, the avett brothers, sharon jones and the dap kings and vampire weekend on halloween night. those will be our musical guests and we will have some surprise guests too, which means we haven't figured it all out yet again, the fun starts monday october 29th, our week in brooklyn. my birthplace. i might actually watch that week. our first guest is a 6 very funny and splendidly-dressed man. his show is called "parks and recreation." it airs thursdays at 9:30 on nbc, please say hello to aziz ansari.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> hi, how are you? >> >> jimmy: good to see you. i think this is a great thing. i always imagined doing something like this but i've never done it, going to another country and doing comedy shows in another country which you just did in australia. >> i was just in australia for a week. it was fun. >> jimmy: how did it go? where did you go? >> melbourne, brisbane and sydney and went really well. i got pretty comfortable there. i started doing an australian accent sometimes and people didn't notice. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> drop us off at the corner mate. and no one thought it was racist. i didn't think it was but think about it, if an australia person was in india and say -- i would say shut your mouth, man. do not speak like that for

another second i will hit you in the face. but i can do whatever accent i want. >> jimmy: that's nice. sydney opera house.e beautiful did you eat -- you'r a real foodie i know. >> i am into food. >> jimmy: i love food. >> as do you. >> jimmy: you're fro south carolina. what do you miss mosfrom your hometown? >> i miss a lot of home cooking that i used to have in the south. i miss chick-fil-a, but then they started this controversy, put me in quite a conundrum. look, i'm very pro gay marriage, okay? [ cheers and applause ] yes. but i'm also very pro delicious chicken sandwich. grrrr. what do you do? at this point why is gin against gay marriage you? know you're going to lose. you know you're on the wrong side of things. these are the same people that didn't want women to vote, that didn't want black guys to play

football. what was the last thing they were oppose snod interracial relationships. if you're opposed to that guess what i'm [ bleep ] white girls, there is nothing you can do about it. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> look. every time i have sex with a white girl i think about those people for a few bumps because it's amazing. it's just not right. well, it's in there so i don't know -- >> jimmy: i know -- >> anyone here, any time you have sex with someone of a different race think about that for a moment. because nothing feels better than orgasming while thinking about civil rights in this contrast. >> jimmy: like a double whammy. so, how did you resolve this situation? do you still eat at the chick-fil-a? >> i don't. i don't eat anymore but i have a

friend who is guy gaye and i said will you still eat chick-fil-a? he's like yeah, i don't care. [ laughter ] that is such an interesting commentary on america. that for some gay americans it's harder to find a delicious chick sandwich than it is to find equality. so, there so is much inequality in the quality of the chicken sandwiches in the fast food marketplace. why not just get a burger king chicken sandwich? no, they are like civil unions are not the real thing. you need the real deal, aka gay marriage, aka chick-fil-a. >> jimmy: pickles and whole deal. >> that's the only reason because of the controversy because it is delicious. no one would talk about this if this was long john silver's. no one would care. >> jimmy: you're probably right. you were tweeting and @ -- to

arnold schwarzenegger a couple of weeks ago, i think. >> yes. i was.and it caught his attenti. >> jimmy: yes. tell me about ? >> it caught his attention. i got invited to the book party for his new biography "total recall." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> because he did a movie called "total recall." >> jimmy: is that why -- >> i'm going to entitle my biography "kindergarten cop." >> jimmy: did he invite you to the party? some staff called -- >> didn't get a call from arnold. he was like he saw the tweets, he thought it was funny. he would love for you to come >> jimmy: what were you saying on the tweets? >> weird references, i saw this man made of liquid metal leaving a steel mill -- >> jimmy: and then this led up to this photograph, which this was at the book party, i assume?

>> me and arnold. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is he -- did he know you? >> um, he -- he knew me from the tweets, i think. >> jimmy: so he reads these tweets himself? >> i guess so. >> jimmy: what did he say to you when you met him? >> we had a very brief conversation. this is literally the conversation, first off, at the event they had arnold schwarzenegger themed cocktails. so they had like a terminator cocktail. which was just green. that made it terminator like. and they had a total recall cocktail. so that was like weird enough and then i got there to meet him and he was like, good to meet you, i saw the tweets they're hilarious. and on "parks and rec" rob lowe is in the cast and he's friends with him. tell him i would love to come to the book party but i have to fly to new york tonight, unable to make it. please let him know. i'm like yes, definitely. i told arnold, rob lowe, i was

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♪ >> jimmy: we're back. with aziz ansari, still to come honey boo boo and mama june and josh turner as well. are you still shooting "parks and recreation" right now? >> yeah, we're shooting season five now, i think. it's crazy. >> jimmy: you were able to take a break when you went to australia from the show and you're back to work today? >> yeah, we're back filming today. >> jimmy: did you remember to tell arnold schwarzenegger that -- i have a feeling that maybe rob lowe told 12 people to tell the governor he couldn't make it to the party. maybe you were like 11th or something. >> i know. >> jimmy: the only real explanation. >> he around my arnold schwarzenegger conversation. i could have pitched him "jingle all of the way 2." >> jimmy: do you know "here comes honey boo boo." >> i haven't seen it. what? you haven't seen it? yes, i haven't seen it. [ laughter ] but i have heard it's quite a phenomenon. i know she's from the south and i guess she does these beauty

pageants and stuff. it's kind of interesting because i grew up in the south as well. and i used to do a little modeling. >> jimmy: that's why i -- >> pageant-type work when i was young as well. >> jimmy: i thought it was sprooising that you had heard of the show, not watching the show, based on the photographs of you. >> in the past, i used to kill it. >> jimmy: how old are you in this picture? >> this is when i'm like 6. >> jimmy: what is that outfit that you're wearing? [ cheers and applause ] >> they give me this tux ee do put this on and i said it's not mine until they put diamonds on the lalapels. >> jimmy: and this is from, i think you're maybe a little older. >> this is a little midwestern shoot we did. fantastic stuff. i love studs, diamonds, anything shiny. i was into that >> rex: >> jimmy: is that a cowboy had with a tiara attached to the

top? >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: and now this, this is elegant. >> i won, i got mr. ethnic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mr. ethnic pageant? >> yeah. i would just crush it because it was all white kids and like who will we give mr. ethnic to? >> jimmy: you. >> how about the little brown boy who looked like the most adorable piece of caramel ever? >> jimmy: this picture is not from a pageant but this -- >> this is an advertisement from ves vespa, high-concept shoot. this is rhianna in the back. >> jimmy: great to see you. thank you for coming. "parks and recreation" is the name of the show. thursday nights at 9:30 on nbc. aziz ansari, everyone. we'll be right back with honey boo boo and her mother, june. [ male announcer ] one try can change everything.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests have propelled themselves to fame fueled by a combination of go go juice and good old-fashioned american values. their show on tlc is called "here comes honey boo boo." please welcome the pride of mcintyre, georgia, june and alana, better known as mama and honey boo boo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wave hi. >> jimmy: everyone is excited that you're here.

which one of you is honey boo boo and which one is mama? >> that's mama and i'm honey boo boo. >> jimmy: you like being called honey boo boo or do you prefer being called by your real name? >> both of them. >> jimmy: you like both of them? do you have other nicknames besides honey boo boo? >> yes. >> jimmy: what are your other nicknames? >> one is smokey and one's tasty. >> jimmy: and who gives these nicknames, mom? >> one is because when i was -- when i was little i used to stutter. i used to t -- t -- >> jimmy: and you got this as your nickname. did you like that nickname? >> yes. >> jimmy: you did? okay. a lot of nicknames in your family. let me go through some of them. alana your dad is sugar bear, right? who named him sugar bear? >> when i met him years ago, i

can't remember now, over nine years. >> i know why. >> jimmy: why do you say, alana? >> because he's sweet and because he's a bear. >> jimmy: all right. you got chickadee, which is anna. >> anna. the reason why we call her that because she's a chicken. >> jimmy: she's chaken. okay. jessica, her nickname is chubs. she's a 15-year-old girl, i'm guessing she -- >> she's 16 now. >> jimmy: i see. does she like that nickname? >> yes. >> jimmy: she does? okay. lauren is pumpkin. >> the reason why we call her pumpkin because she's a pumpkin -- >> jimmy: good enough reason. new baby, congratulations, caitlin has no nickname yet. you have come up with a nickname for her? >> no. she's -- >> jimmy: who will give her the nickname h. >> she's honey boo boo's --

have. >> don't do it your mik. >> jimmy: she's your baby? you're take her over and your own baby? >> yep. >> jimmy: okay. and now, how come you don't have a nickname? >> for the television series, more like coupon queen because of the coupons. >> jimmy: you collect coupons. >> and she's a queen. >> jimmy: and you're the queen of it. of the coupons. and this is something that you're still doing? because now the show is very successful. >> yes, unfortunately, because of the schedule i don't get to coupon like i did every day, when i do get to i coupon a lot. >> jimmy: is it something that do you specifically to save money? or do you do it because i like doing it? >> it's kind of like an addictive drug for me. i mean, because it really, you save money for your family and that's what we're all about. i could be a multimillionaire and still save money for my family and get best deal >> jimmy: i have a feeling you will be multimillionaires.

>> maybe. >> jimmy: i looked it up, i was carous to compare -- are you a "star trek" fan? i looked it up and i was interested in -- [ laughter ] you know, you watch the show, you guys watch other reality shows? >> a few, like on the tlc network. >> jimmy: you watch the kardashians ever? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't ever? because they're making millions of dollars and your show is just about as popular as theirs is. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you making millions of dollars, too? >> no. we just like started out, you don't make millions when you first start out. >> jimmy: i would like to be your agent and negotiate for you. >> no, i am the agent and manager and all. >> jimmy: all of that?

that's why you're not making millions of dollars. >> but, i know what's best for my kids. i love to be around my kids and all about my kids, that's where i chose to put money in the trust fund. >> jimmy: you are loving with your kids. >> trust funds this journey may last six months or a year but i don't want ten years down the road alana or the kids to be, kids to be thinking i have nothing to show for it. i wanted to put it in trust funds very equally for all of the kids, so most of the money is there and other money goes to our community outreach programs that we raise -- thanks to the fans we raised $3,228 as of today. >> jimmy: seems like -- >> they're very supportive. >> jimmy: do you get an all allowan allowance? do you get money? do you spend any of the money you get from the show? >> yes. >> jimmy: how much allowance do you get? >> not really allowance but

she'll go to the store. >> if i want to go to the store and use my own money. >> jimmy: what do you buy at the store in. >> some candy. something to eat. >> jimmy: did you know people would be dressing like you guys for halloween? >> yes. our fans have said we need do a honey boo boo style contest for halloween on our facebook page. we like seeing people that -- >> jimmy: did you want some water? you can have it if you want. now, when people -- will people come to your house for halloween trick or treating? >> no. we have the hay ride we do every ye year. [ laughter ] >> what? i don't know. >> jimmy: is that a catch phrase? i have a question for you.

do you know who mitt romney is? >> no. >> jimmy: do you know who barack obama is? >> the president? >> jimmy: he's the president, yes. they asked on the "kel "kelly & michael show" they asked mitt romney if he preferred snooki or honey boo boo. do you know what he said? he said he preferred snooki. now i have to ask you, who will you support for president, mitt romney or barack obama? >> who said that? >> jimmy: mitt romney said that. >> barack obama. >> jimmy: so you're supporting barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] is there any way that mitt romney can win your vote back? is there anything he could do for you that would get you to vote for him assuming you can vote at 7 years old? [ laughter ] no? nothing. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: did you hear about that? >> i don't really listen to a lot of the media. i didn't know about the republican convention, we tied the democratic -- didn't know

anything about that. she almost -- >> jimmy: you looking at yourself on television? >> yes. she did at ktla this morning. >> jimmy: we saw that. you like being on television? >> yes! >> jimmy: you do. obviously you like watching yourself on television. >> honey boo boo! >> jimmy: what do you want to be when you grow up? >> what do you want to be? >> so many things. >> jimmy: you pick as many as you want. >> golly. >> jimmy: what's the number one thing you want to be when you grow up? >> a teach er -- >> jimmy: a what? >> a teacher and mama and a nurse. >> jimmy: a teacher a mama and a nurse. that's pretty good. you don't like music? you have been up a long time today haven't you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: it's been a long day. >> she's a mess.

>> jimmy: i don't blame her. i wouldn't have wanted to be here when i was 7 either. so you're having fun -- are you having fun with your life? >> are you having fun? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> is it hot? >> jimmy: have you ever felt water before? [ laughter ] well, i know it's late for you and the whole hand's in the water now. would anyone like a drink? well, thank you so much for coming by. very interesting have you guys. all new "here comes honey boo boo" special premieres in january on tlc. honey boo boo and mama june. we'll be right back with josh turner.

>> jimmy: this is his new album, it's called "live across america" here with the song "your man", josh turner!

♪ ♪ baby, lock the door and turn the lights down low put some music on that's soft and slow ♪ ♪ baby, we ain't got no place to go i hope you understand i've been thinking ♪ ♪ 'bout this all day long never felt a feeling quite this strong i can't believe ♪ ♪ how much it turns me on just to be your man there's no hurry

don't you worry ♪ ♪ we can take our time come a little closer let's go over what i had in mind ♪ ♪ baby, lock the door and turn the lights down low put some music on that's soft and slow ♪ ♪ baby, we ain't got no place to go i hope you understand i've been thinking ♪ ♪ 'bout this all day long never felt a feeling quite this strong i can't believe ♪ ♪ how much it turns me on just to be your man let me hear all of the ladies out here in the house tonight! ♪

ain't nobody ever loved nobody ♪ ♪ the way that i love you and you and you we're alone now you don't know how ♪ ♪ long i've wanted to lock the door and turn the lights down low put some music on ♪ ♪ that's soft and slow baby, we ain't got no place to go i hope you understand ♪ ♪ i've been thinking 'bout this all day long never felt a feeling that was quite this strong ♪ ♪ i can't believe how much it turns me on just to be your man